- Ring the doorbell at 7am repeatedly and hope we answer the door. When we don't answer the door, please do not run home and call as many times as your little fingers can dial the number.
-Lie about how many people live in your apartment. When your apt. manager lives on site, they know what is going on and they are not stupid.
-Litter. Garbage cans and dumpsters are not just for decoration. Use them. And if you have something big, like a mattress that needs to go in the dumpster...
-PUT it IN the dumpster. Not to the side of it. Or by it. Someone has to lift it up and put it in the dumpster for the trash man. That person is your manager. Who
-Pay rent late then yell at the manager for giving you a late fee. There is a reason the lease informs you of the late fee. Don't get mad at the manager for you being poor, too lazy to come on the proper day, or whatever other reason you have for being late. Your fault, not mine.
-Make us go to court because you feel you can live here without paying rent. You will lose.
-If you come to my door, do not smoke in my face. Unless you want me to puke on you.
-Just because you give me your rent does not give your kids permission to: pet my dog, give my dog baths, sit on my car, etc.
-Come to the door at any hour you please. Treat this like a business. A business has office hours. So do we. If you come an hour too soon, you can bet I will bite your head off and make you feel as stupid as humanly possible...there is a sign on the door that you are knocking on stating when we are open. Read it. Otherwise, prepare to be on my bad side. Which, believe it or not, is a very bad idea.
-If you don't speak English, bring someone to the door that can. I don't magically gain the gift of tongues every time I open the door. And I don't particularly enjoy playing charades either.
-Watch your kids. Need I say more? Oh wait, I do...pick up their poopy diapers and put them in. the. garbage.
And...the list could go on but I think that covers the basics that we all learned in kindergarten.
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